• THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR MEN

    All the essential gear a guy needs to dodge responsibilities while he ‘takes a quick dump’—which, let’s be honest, is never actually quick.

  • HOURS OF RESEARCH

    The stuff in The Deuce Box was handpicked by a crack team of professionals—at avoiding actual work. Seriously, we put way too much effort into slacking off just to bring you the finest deuce-droppin’ essentials.

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